Never gonna work

by Radio Somewhere

The lady in line behind me at the grocery store was upset because she only had one item. There were long lines at all the checkouts, including the self checkout.

She wondered why there couldn’t be a “3-items-or-less express lane like there is at another store” she knows.

It wouldn’t help. Even if there were such a thing, you’d still find yourself in line behind someone with more than 20 items!