by Radio Somewhere
When you have every season of MASH on DVD; and binged on MASH excessively from June 2007 to February 2010 — only taking breaks to binge on Doctor Who — you tend to relate just about everything that happens to you in particular with a MASH episode or scene — while just about everything that happens with the world in general can be explained with reference to something that happened on Doctor Who. (The tenth Doctor even confronted Satan, you know!)
Anyway, a MASH moment happens when you are reminded that you have been drafted to fight a war that you don’t understand — and perhaps don’t even care about.
The Hawkeye moments are when you get so tired of MASH moments that you could mouth off to a 5-star general.
A Doctor Who moment is when you’ve had so many Hawkeye moments that you could mouth off to God himself.
Hopefully God is more forgiving than the army — although he still refuses to give me my Section 8!